Dear Santa,

There are 37.5 things that I desire for Christmas this year. Some of them include:

-Alice
-A Life
-turquoise Game Boy
-Barbie
-Trevor

I wish I could have these things, but I unfortunately cannot because...

-I used my machete to crush Kristy's legos.
-I ripped the toe off of Lexi's favorite Barbie.
-I dyed my Mom's hair cyan on purpose.
-I broke the Sidekick that my cousin bought me when I threw it at my Lucy.
-I hit my neighbor's Sequoia with a sumo wrestler because I thought it was funny.
-I set fire to everything in Nafisah's house that is green-brown because I hate that color.

There are 1000 more, but I am running out of time and cannot list them all. As you see I have been a real bitch, but please consider bringing me presents anyway.

Thank you, Santa!



This made me laugh so hard oh my god.

Also maybe you should make it so we can't edit the final mad lib.

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~Shigure760
Pastor Gepetto "The Hitman" d'Amato
..."for where your treasure is, there your heart will be also"...

ICON MADE BY THE WONDERFUL ~candy-pixels

hahaha. I love it!

I wonder how you do that? I think I will ask my teacher next class. :]]]

uhhh sorry about the house thing
it was an accident

Dear Santa,

There are 333336 things that I desire for Christmas this year. Some of them include:

-dog
-A Life
-purple cell phone
-stuffed animal
-maxwell

I wish I could have these things, but I unfortunately cannot because...

-I used my sythe to crush lauren's legos.
-I ripped the hand off of susan's favorite Barbie.
-I dyed my mom's hair blue on purpose.
-I broke the cingular that my uncle bought me when I threw it at my dog.
-I hit my neighbor's honda with a anchor because I thought it was funny.
-I set fire to everything in roland's house that is poopoo yellow because I hate that color.

There are 100 more, but I am running out of time and cannot list them all. As you see I have been a real puta, but please consider bringing me presents anyway.

Thank you, Santa!
Love, Missy Santiago

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AWESOMENESS~When I'm sad,I stop being sad and be awesome instead,true story~Barney Stinson
I think owning your own burdens is half the battle
Still, It's not that daunting if you look around and see what other people have to deal with~Scrubs

Teehee. :]